Maybe it was a fluke in the two I ate, but they were positively DRIPPING with Pop-Tart sludge once I bit into them. I can only meander on so much about unicorns because you YET AGAIN dressed up Strawberry Pop-Tarts, Kellogg’s! Taste:Ĭ : BRING ME PICTURES OF NEW FLAVORS! NEW FLAVORS: THREAT OR MENACE?! TELL SPENCER SMYTHE TO COMMISSION ANOTHER POP-TART SLAYER! Amount of Filling:Ī+ : Honestly, the most noteworthy aspect of these Tarts was the sheer AMOUNT of filling inside them. But on the other hand, if Pop-Tarts are going to come out with new flavors, I would prefer they were, you know, NEW FLAVORS. I went to an IHOP once that ironed on a photograph of The Gobbeldy Gooker on my eggs. On one hand, I’m a big fan of printing nonsense images on breakfast treats. I am actually not sure how I feel about this. They taste like… pretty much any other fruit-flavored candy in the world. They grow only deep within the remnant of Avengers Tower on the only know Parker Tree. Wait, how do you do Unicorn Pop-Tarts and not somehow make the sludge rainbow colored? Step up your game, Pop-Tarts! It’s, like, the ONLY thing people associate with unicorns! I’m sure you can figure that out!ĪNYWAY, So these Far From Home themed Tarts are Spidey Berry! Spideyberries are not found in nature, but are actually futuristic StarkTech. Have you heard the good news about #PopTartQuest?” “Hi, I’m training, and these are my pretty pretty unicorn Pop-Tarts.
What a great way to start my new job this month. Of all the fruit tarts, they might be the reigning champion. Here’s the thing… I like Cherry Pop-Tarts. I actually thought those were My Little Pony branded Tarts, but… I guess they aren’t? They are just Generic Cartoon Unicorn. Fun fact, the #PTQ skippedĮntirely because they are just Cherry Pop-Tarts with a picture of some kind of weird horse/narwhal hybrid on them. I swear.Man, Pop-Tarts never misses an opportunity to just print a picture on a Tart and call it new. I bought them because I wanted pop tarts, I was at the place that sells old boxes of Pop-Tarts, and this box of Pop-Tarts was the only one that fulfilled the craving I had while I was standing in the Pop-Tart isle on that particular day. He has cool powers and a lot of relateable life stresses, and it’s a fun globehopping adventure, an elegant mixture of superhero fun and teenage rom-com, and Jake Gyllenhall really brings it in the role of Mysterio. I swear to god, I didn’t buy Spider-Man: Far From Home pop tarts because I like Spider-Man in general, and Spider-Man: Far From Home in particular although, that’s a pair of true facts, right there.
I think there were like… I don’t know, grape ones, or something.
There was a little box of chocolate ones, but I wanted fruit ones. I wish there was a better, more poetic reason that i ended up with a box full of Spider-Man: Far From Home Pop-Tarts, but this is the core reasoning. I had a hankering for Pop-Tarts, and I was at Grocery Outlet.
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